Friday, 14 February 2014

Excuses! More Excuses !!

We had a tailor in our town, Paulose. Excellent skills. We used to go only to him for getting our shirts stitched. He had one problem though. Whenever we go to him with the material, he would say “couple of days”. When we went after 2 days, he would give some excuse or other. Finally after 15 days, 4 trips by us, 10 excuses from him, he would give the shirt that too after waiting for 2 hours at his shop on that day of delivery.  Tailors were so notorious those days, now things have changed. We are trying to find excuses to be given to tailors as why we are not going to them at all!

We had a training session by one senior exec that day. Topic was “Time Management”.  We were first time managers of around 15 who came before time. There were many more old hats who had to attend the class. Senior exec blasted people for not coming on time, a big “bhaashan” to all of us who were so punctual. That too for 15 minutes. Then he got into the presentation. He was into 3rd slide. Bunch of people entered. By the time he was on to 6th slide the class was full. Probably the old hats had attended many other sessions by him and they knew well that first 15 minutes would any way be a waste, meant for his warm up!

As the class progressed, in some context he talked about the importance of morning walk. “How many of you go for morning walk?” A thin fellow from the middle row raised his hand. All others were looking at exec, as if he was asking us to commit some heinous crime. “I go for a walk daily that too for an hour, that is why I am so fit” he declared. He went on for some more time with Time management fundas and then suddenly he held his left shoulder. “Oh this terrible pain, spondylitis”. We had a funny look at him, he quickly realized his mistake. He wanted to bail out himself with an excuse “See, I took care of most parts of my body by the morning walk, but I totally ignored my back bone”!

Yes, it was Valentine ’s Day yesterday. I was wondering what excuse I would give if at all somebody asks me whether I celebrated Valentine's. I can not say I am a chauvinist,  I am a modern man with progressive outlook.  I cannot say we are old, we are still quite young at our hearts. I cannot say kids are around, they both are out of town. I cannot say I don’t have money, I just updated my passbook and the bank balance still looks healthy. I cannot say I may tend to eat more, I can plan to go to a star hotel and have a single coffee, with of course a candle in the front,  to blow my budget. Oh yes, finally I got the right excuse. We haven’t celebrated Valentine’s day in our life time, so I will not do it this time also. Safe excuse which I can use for next year and subsequent years to come!

Miles and miles away, a few hours after my finding of this excuse,  near Oslo a Norwegian gave another excuse yesterday. ( Source : metro.co.uk) He told cops he forgot to take his license from home, while he was found stranded on that snowy road in a car. When cops looked at him and found that he was too short he told that he was a dwarf. A “ten year old dwarf”. This boy was not alone. He took his 18 month old sister along with him and drove towards his grand parent’s place which is 60 Kms away. He drove 10 Kms and got stuck. Probably he would have been fed up with the way these elders drive the car so recklessly, many a times drunk, breaking all possible laws. With all good intentions, he wanted to show the world how one can drive correctly. Luckily there was no damage to the car or the kids or anybody else.  

Miles away, a few hours later another person gave an excuse. In  Delhi. Former Chief Minister. ( Source : headlines in all trailing and leading news papers in India ! )The excuse was Jan Loka bill and he quit his job. I am not an expert in politics, governance, anti-corruption for that matter even in corruption. But my humble take on this is that he did a mistake (only one ?) while calling all politicians corrupt and kept them at bay. I am 100% sure there are a few good apples in that lot which know governance. He should have roped them in to help him in governance which is different from a movement. One can have group meetings, discussion on social media to arrive at decisions for a movement to oppose evils such as environment destabilization, upliftment for the down trodden masses, if not alcoholism but at least oppose your "drunk and beat" your wife habit. For governance one needs experience and skills especially in the so called “democratic” complex country like India. Yes, in this case damage has been done. Hopes of many in Delhi who were given promises are shattered. Those many across the county hoped to see a different, better political and governance system are totally disappointed. Hope this movement turns into a good corrupt free governance model, I do hope.

One way to avoid giving lame excuses is to think through the feasibility of promises before they are made. One should not think of those excuses upfront that to be given in the event of a failure. Another choice is under-promise and over-deliver.  But there, you would be walking a tight rope. If you under-promise too much, you may not have that appeal. And if you over-deliver too much again your credibility is at stake.

Excuse me, I will not be able to write daily.  But let me promise you. I will try to post interesting stuff once in a week!!!

Enjoy your weekend.


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